December 17, 2009

Fun new blog…

I discovered this little doozy by googling “the most overrated covers of all time” from the blog God I Hate Your Band:

“You know what the biggest difference between Pearl Jam and Bad Company is? Sincerity. I don’t find Eddie Vedder too credible when he’s singing about being an abused daughter, but I certainly believe Paul Rogers when he talking about how much he loves pussy.”

Also, the best part of this blog? He’s a repentant Paul McCartney hater…


December 6, 2009

Snazzy Picture of the Day…

Sweet shed.

December 4, 2009

This kid is my hero…

“I said very solemnly and with a little bit of malice in my voice, “Ma’am , with all due respect, you can go jump off a bridge.”

December 3, 2009

So marriage is sacred…

and the gays can’t be allowed to ruin it?

If this is true, how can anyone talk about the sanctity of marriage with a straight face?

November 28, 2009

Sentence of the day…

Slate film critic James Parker on the Fantastic Mr. Fox movie:

That Wes Anderson, with his glockenspiels and drolleries and minutely faceted interiors, has travestied the raucous spirit of Dahl?

November 23, 2009

Why I hate Don Delillo…

And he isn’t the only male American novelist I hate. Not to be a feminazi or anything. There are just too many goddamn self-important-I-think-I’m-so-brilliant American writers… and nine times out of ten they’re men. The list goes on and on: Roth, Updike, Delillo, Bellows, Pynchon etc., etc.

James Woods (not the actor) wrote a pretty incredible article in 2001 about the need for American novels to “abandon social and theoretical glitter”.

The Great American Social Novel, which strives to capture the times, to document American history, has been revivified by Don DeLillo’s Underworld, a novel of epic social power. Lately, any young American writer of any ambition has been imitating DeLillo – imitating his tentacular ambition, the effort to pin down an entire writhing culture, to be a great analyst of systems, crowds, paranoia, politics; to work on the biggest level possible.

The DeLilloan idea of the novelist as a kind of Frankfurt School entertainer – a cultural theorist, fighting the culture with dialectical devilry – has been woefully influential, and will take some time to die. Nowadays anyone in possession of a laptop is thought to be a brilliance on the move, filling his or her novel with essaylets and great displays of knowledge. Indeed, “knowing about things” has become one of the qualifications of the contemporary novelist. Time and again novelists are praised for their wealth of obscure and far-flung social knowledge.

Richard Powers is the best example, but Tom Wolfe also gets an easy ride simply for “knowing things”.) The reviewer, mistaking bright lights for evidence of habitation, praises the novelist who knows about, say, the sonics of volcanoes. Who also knows how to make a fish curry in Fiji! Who also knows about terrorist cults in Kilburn! And about the New Physics! And so on. The result – in America at least – is novels of immense self-consciousness with no selves in them at all, curiously arrested and very “brilliant” books that know a thousand things but do not know a single human being.

November 23, 2009

Great Canadian Song Quest

 

Say what you will about the new Radio 2, love it or hate it, today was amazing. They commissioned 13 artists to write songs about each province and territory and all of them were good, several of them were downright fucking phenomenal. I loved every second of it. I heard of several new artists I’ve never heard of, and some of them just knocked my socks off, especially the women representing Nunavut and the Yukon, Lucie Idlout and Kim Barlow. Where the fuck have they been all my life? And Saskatchewan? Deep Dark Woods? Amazing.

Check out the songs, maybe even buy a few if you’re feeling saucy. This just seems to me to be a win win situation. It’s the best possible way to spend taxpayer’s money – supporting independent artist, creating beautiful beautiful music and memorializing some lesser known Canadian places like Singing Sands in P.E.I. and Good Time Charlie’s bar in Saskatoon. Good job CBC!

 

November 22, 2009

Yes I’m a perv…

But the boy fills out a t-shirt. And it gives me a girl boner.

November 22, 2009

Summing up my shameful Twilight love…

The Washington Post has a good article about smart literate folks who can’t help loving Twilight. I confess.

The people who have not read “Twilight” think they are astoundingly brilliant when they point out the misogynist strains of the series, like how Bella bypasses college in favor of love, like how Edward’s “romantic” tendencies include creepily sneaking into Bella’s house to watch her sleep, like how Bella’s only “flaw” is that she is clumsy, thereby necessitating frequent rescues by the men in her life, who swoop in with dazzling chisleyness and throw her over their shoulders.

In response: We know. We know.

The women who have succumbed to “Twilight” have heard all of these arguments before. They wrote those arguments. This self-awareness is what makes the experience of loving “Twilight” a conflicting one, as if they had all been taught proper skin-care routines but chose instead to rub their faces with a big pizza every night.

Pretty much. Props for inventing the word “chisleyness”.

November 20, 2009

This guy…

He might be a dope, but he’s MY dope. I have no idea why I love this man.

November 18, 2009

The man is a genius…

Ta-nehisi says stuff I hate to acknowledge, and says it just oh-so elegantly. Fuck I’m jealous:

One more thing–I think if you’re really concerned about equality, be that gender, ethnic, religious whatever, you have to come terms with the fact that this means equality even for individuals you don’t much like. It means equality for people who you feel consciously exploit inequality for their own individual gain.

You don’t get to infer that Juan Williams is a porch monkey because you disagree with him. You don’t get to objectify Sarah Palin because you think she’s an awful person. Not if you expect people to take your concerns seriously. I said this already, but it bears repeating–a principle applied only to people you like, mocks that principal. We don’t raise these questions about gender for Sarah Palin’s benefit–we do it for our own.

November 16, 2009

Update Number 2

Did you notice that her voice gets shriller and higher and weirder when she’s asked a question she doesn’t like? Like right now on Oprah, and like the newspaper question with Katie Couric?

PS: Wow, Oprah was totally wonderfully awkward. She pretty much thought the whole thing was bullshit, ESPECIALLY when Sarah tried to kiss her ass at the end. Still, I hate that she didn’t ask a few tougher questions.

November 16, 2009

Update

At least Oprah has the good sense to look fairly uncomfortable. And no one in the audience is cheering when Palin expects them to. Small victories, I suppose.

November 16, 2009

About to watch Oprah…

and my eye has already started twitching.

Here’s my first question: Ann Coulter wrote an entire book about how liberals want to turn everyone in to victims, including themselves. Obviously, Coulter thinks that those on the right are made of much stronger stuff.

Who’s made herself into a bigger victim than Sarah Palin? I’m pretty sure she’d blame a rainy day in Vancouver on the “liberal-biased-mainstream-gotcha” media. I’ll eat my shirt if she takes ANY responsibility for her disastrous showing in the campaign on Oprah.

And you know what? It doesn’t matter one lick how much proof you show of intellectual inconsistency and hypocrisy (ie. Coulter hates self-victimization but loves Palin and thinks she’s a victim of the vile liberals) from right-wing pundits, they just don’t care. AND NOBODY ELSE DOES EITHER. Why doesn’t it matter anymore?

November 13, 2009

Oh, Oprah…

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I’m not an Oprah fan, but I did think that she had a tiny little itty bitty slice of integrity.  Not much, mind you, but a little bit. I am no longer harboring any disillusions. Stephenie Meyer is on Oprah today and Sarah Palin will be on the show on Monday.

Oprah’s ratings have been suffering over the last two years, what with the ascent of Ellen’s show not to mention that her endorsement of Obama has alienated women on both ends of the spectrum, but especially those middle America-hockey-Sarah-Palin-loving moms. So now the pandering has begun HARDCORE. I’ve seen the previews of the Palin interview and it’s just about making me sick. Oprah’s lobbing her softballs and Sarah just winks and ‘you betchas’ her way out of all the important questions.

Now you would think being a billionaire a couple times over would be enough for Oprah, and you would think that she could continue her quasi-progressive agenda without worrying too much about ratings. But no, here she is pandering to “real” American women, quite insincerely, I might add.

I guess I’m really waiting for a powerful, successful so-called feminist woman with a wide-reaching platform to take Palin to task for being A) a moron, B) a drama queen, C) grossly incompetent D) a lying sack of shit and E) a total hypocrite. I’m banking on Barbara Walter’s doing it next week, but I’m not holding my breath. I tell ya, if I was 80-some years old and/or rich as balls, I’d be doing it. What the hell kind of consequences could either Barbara or Oprah have to face that they haven’t already dealt with?

November 12, 2009

Snazzy Picture of the Day

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What my brain looks like when I’m trying to write.

November 12, 2009

Levi Johnston, why are you so dreamy?

Here’s everyone’s favorite dreamboat discussing posing for Playgirl with his “advisor”, a guy named Tank Jones. Watch the whole video, it’s quite fascinating: in my mind, it’s what makes America so wacky and wonderful, unlike Sarah Palin, which just make America wacky and scary.

Plus, he just so much reminds me of the hockey players on PEI, it’s hilarious.

November 12, 2009

11%

Went for a 6k walk yesterday, going to do the same today. Atticus is coming with me too.

UPDATE: Forget 6k. I climbed the escarpment and got totally lost and got back home two hours later. More like 10k. Man, I’m exhausted.

November 12, 2009

The only worthwhile story I’ve seen on CNN in about three years…

A special forces dog that was separated from her owner in Afghanistan during a roadside bomb attack has been found a year later.

story.aussie.dogWow.

November 10, 2009

Two more takes at mid-twenties malaise…

I hate to admit this, but ‘Drinking in LA’ by Bran Van 3000 is a) awesome and b) so right.

 

Gertrude Stein:

It was not long after that everyone was twenty-six. It became the period of being twenty-six. During the next two or three years all the young men were twenty-six years old. It was the right age apparently for that time and place.